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"Honestly, if you were any more morbid than you already are, you would roll over and die." - A friend, about me


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vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

did-you-kno:

Polar bears are so well insulated by inches of blubber and fur that their heat signature is nearly invisible through infrared photography.  Source

did-you-kno:

Polar bears are so well insulated by inches of blubber and fur that their heat signature is nearly invisible through infrared photography. Source

nawunfiltered:

Supermarket

Bristol, UK

(I’m a university student and of legal age, but I don’t drink so I don’t carry ID. I decide to treat myself to sone things from one of the more expensive stores in town, including a bottle of specialty brand cola. I go up to the register, and drop exact change on the counter. The cashier, an older woman, looks at the cola)

Cashier: Can I see some ID for this?

Me: …There’s no alcohol in that

(She looks at the bottle and reads the label, which clearly says *** Cola)

Cashier: Oh (scans it without a problem) How are you going to pay?

(I glance at the money on the counter)

Cashier: Oh, right

bucky-barnes-booty:

jensenbatckles:

actual line from the show

is this show even real or

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hello, sir, you are an idiot.

plays

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign

he won the election and is now student council president

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign

he won the election and is now student council president

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.