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"Honestly, if you were any more morbid than you already are, you would roll over and die." - A friend, about me


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avialum:

anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cook
western cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects come to life, the episode that is a homage to a movie from the 1950s, the episode where someone is shrunk down to microscopic levels and placed inside the body of another person
howtobeafuckinglady:

controlledeuphoria:

aintnodummy:
so is this photoshop or am i really seeing trans girl statues in a museum 

let’s just pretend we in this bitch 

howtobeafuckinglady:

controlledeuphoria:

aintnodummy:

so is this photoshop or am i really seeing trans girl statues in a museum 

let’s just pretend we in this bitch 

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

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undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age

Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
Me: Anyone?
Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
Me: And you would know that how?
Brother:
Brother:
Brother: He was very persuasive.
kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THESE AND GIGGLING BUT WHEN I GOT TO NUMBER 10 I COMPLETELY LOST IT

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

HILARIOUS TEXTS FROM THE EX

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THESE AND GIGGLING BUT WHEN I GOT TO NUMBER 10 I COMPLETELY LOST IT

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me